Hide your women! Hide your children! Long has it been since its horrendous visage has fouled a stage, yet much like C'thulu, The LP4 rises again this month!
The LP4's return shall be marked by the arrival of small polyvinyl chloride discs containing new musical incantations. Etched into this disc will be
Monster, a song that will send aurally induced psychedelic visions of such frightening depths that words are rendered useless. The disc will also include a track by Austin's
ST37 who have created their own interpretation of Helios Creed's
Lactating Purple that will cause such psychotroic harm to your cerebral cortex that you may spend the rest of your days as a drooling madman.
[Update] And yes,
both the events the Houston event will render unto you a free copy of the split 7" single. The Austin event will not render you a free 7" but there will be no cover.
On hand for this blackest of evenings will be
Golden Cites (5/29 in Houston) and
Book of Shadows (5/28 in Austin) both of which should send shudders from an instinctual subconscious fear that has lurked deep in our species since its earliest days.
The locations are no less frightful and mysterious. In Houston, the site is
Rudyard's British Pub whose dark wooden interior hides a dark secret - a secret so dark that few dare speak its name but for the primitives of the Montrose who are known to mutter
Rudzburger is fearful tones. Meanwhile, the Austin locale is no less a source of terror. I could explain to you what unspeakable acts occurred there but you would mistake my utterances for those of a lunatic. Yet, I believe its name alone speaks volumes to this indescribable horror -
Cheer Up Charlie's.
Heed this warning mortals and behold the poster art below! The time is nigh upon us!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Houston Show ($7 includes 7" Single)
Austin Show (Free but does not includes 7" Single)
(art by Orion Medina-Guerrero 8 yrs)
