Thursday, June 02, 2005

Here Here the Linus Pauling parliament is in Session

Yes, the Linus Pauling parliament was in session at Poison Girl this Tuesday and as you can see from the meeting notes (a portion of which you can see below courtesy of C-SPAN). Great progress was made on various topics. Here are the summary notes again courtesy of C-Span:

  • Flonase is better than Claratin

  • Breakfast at Brazil is good but Poached eggs are punk ass

  • Linus = Po = Van Gogh

  • Steve contends that X-Box battlefront On-Line is "Fuckin' Cool"

  • Taiwan parliament and Hockey are no different except that nobody has bothered to market the latter.

  • Steve is now too fat for Vinyl Pants

  • Ray Price and Fela were not Bourgeoisie

  • Ramon Can't spell Bourgeoisie when drunk

  • Clinton, Steve, and Larry contend that Britney Spears has a "fine ass" Whereas Ramon and Charlie beg to differ. Ramon suggests that "History will bear him Out:"

  • This leads to the follow up debate of who is hotter "Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera" Clinton and Steve weigh in while Ramon considers the question a false dilemma saying he would chose none of the above as he claims he can easily think of real women much more worthy of the tag.

  • Oh yes and something about playing live...


    Anonymous said...

    A piece of history!!


    Anonymous said...

    So poached eggs are punk ass then what do you call good? I mean, do you eat your eggs raw or what? There is nothing wrong with an occasional serving of Eggs Benedict...

    The Gourmand

    Ramon Medina - LP4 said...

    Nothing against them specifically. I think the point was that Poached Eggs were the only type of egg dish on the menu.