Friday, March 12, 2010

The Linus Pauling Quartet's choice for 2012

Oh HELL yes!

Clinton explains the decision:
"Ramon and I have patched up our political differences with the ultimate Presidential campaign ticket -- NIXON + TYNER! There's something in it for both of us -- Nixon, probably the smartest Prez we've ever had in modern times, his domestic policy was pretty liberal for a Republican yet still market-oriented, tough but realistic about foreign policy, and completely and utterly corrupt. Tyner - drug addled, woman chasing pseudo-revolutionary spewing random word salad and wearing rhinestone spandex and a fro the size of the Hindenburg.

Their campaign motto?

TRICKY DICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!"

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