Thursday, July 30, 2009

And so Clinton came down from the mountain with these 5 commandments.

Here is an excerpt from an e-mail conversation Clinton and I had yesterday in which Clinton lays out the 5 commandments of Linus.

Here are some things that LP4 members should NOT do:

1) Give guitars to women. Especially vintage guitars. No good can ever come of this.

2) Text women during practice, even during exceptionally long and tedious guitar solos by one's bandmates

3) Avoid load-out so they can get some booty

4) Go to see highly questionable shows just because some woman they are into is there

and ESPECIALLY

5) Give up drinking for any reason other than avoiding imminent, massive organ failure - and even then, it comes up for a vote

These Principles have stood the force of time, reinforced by the Wisdom of all, and continuing to flout them will undoubtedly result in exceptionally Bad Karma.

4 comments:

Chris said...

One word...Yoko.

Ramon Medina - LP4 said...

Ha ha Chris. No, no Yokos here. This is just the typical stupid stuff that we talk about with tongues planted firmly in cheek. Honestly, half the rehearsal is talking shit and drinking beer but we're seasoned veterans so don't try this at home.

zahava said...

Nubmer one kinda pisses me off. this might have to be discussed on tuesday. It might be a good way for me to warm up my vocal chords.
ha

Ramon Medina - LP4 said...

Again totally tongue in cheek Z, no offense need be taken. Or you can just punch him for the hell of it when you come and do the vocals. ;)